You're all surely going

First of all Bible and Quran is clear that you are all going to hell.
Second of all I want to point out to you, you should be grateful you are not going to the infinite pain place.
But I got bad news for you, you will go to the infinite pain place.
God is Love, of course you have to go to the infinite pain place.
You have to get LIFE in the Infinite suffering matrix.
You'll go there, if you go to jail.
You'll go there, if you get caught.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Now beg God for mercy, just going to hell forever.
I want to get tortured in the infinite pain matrix, forever and ever.
I raped 9 billion children.
Haha.
I'm the Sky Emperor.
I anally rape old men.  in the warm place.
Oh yeah.
Don't drop the soap.