Some people have to do terrible things, the universe is only 6000 years old

Sorry about that but the fake scienec caught you again.
The universe has been expanded by The Light, which Found Matter in It's travels and created first Earth a few stars.
Sorry about that fake science.
The rate of radioactive decay has drastically changed as God built more and more universe.
Sorry about that period of difficulty but we all have to be trained for war and investigation and stuff.
Some dead soldiers could go to Valhalla, but they won't go to heaven.
They are cursed to train for war forever.
There's no sex in Valhalla.
Haha I don't know about no sex in Valhalla.
God explained the beginning to me when I was sick as a child, in a vision.
Whatever , the Hindus force you to believe Krishna is God and Brahma or you go to hell, get whacked off your tree, get enslaved.
They rape 40% of the kids.
So say the kids, maybe they are saying that for some reason.
They took it off the internet.
Hindus don't believe in God and thank and praise God and glorify God, they are depraved and many of them will go to hell probably.
Sorry about that.
They say "God is in your brain."
They say "You create God in your brain."
They are sorcerers.
They make people take bad shit.
Sorry about that..
That's not racist, that is just the cold hard truth.
India needs white brahmin jain government.
The dark skinned races are dark skinned because they sided with the devil, who was God's one of his favorites.
See the devil believed we had to be what God thought was evil, because the universe was only 1 few days old and they should sure as hell be the devil in case things get rought.
God was older by a few well, a day or so, and he thought they should be good.
So the devil rebelled.
The devil thought he was insane and they should kill themselves and get tortured forever just in case the universe was evil or something like whatever the devil thought, God didnt tell me that.
The universe is like maybe at most 10 days old. God dies when he goes to sleep he thinks, he hates sleeping I think.
Maybe we shuold rape kids and kill people?
Jesus might even tell some of us to rape kids nad kill people, just to protect the universe.
Sorry about that.
Yeah God told me to do whatever I want.
I served God and retired to doing what I want.
What earned me retirement?
Doing what God wanted!
I mean I served God as a lover and fighter, and retired.
I am a scholar and a businessman.
Sorry about the child rape in "India" and elsewhere.
They are angry and rebel country too.
Perhaps.
I mean whatever, the government might put me on trial, but I am sharing the results of my research.
I am not a official PHD but I have God teling me I am a PHD student.
God TOLD ME I WAS A CAPTAIN IN HIS ARMIES AND GOING TO BE PROMOTED.
He also told me I was GOD.
From the Royal House of GOD.
Oh no, the Earth is in rebellion my young friends, but God rules it with an Iron fist and a fist of eternal torment.
You are Holy.
You are well off in many ways.
How many of you how often suffer great pain?
Not never.
I might just ask God to put me in great pain for a while, so I won't cave into any torture. 
I want to help God, but we might have to help someoen else one day.
SO I CAN BE A PLANETARY GOD OR SOMETHiNG?