If I had a girlfriend, I'd probably...

1.  once or twice a month, buy a little snort and lie down in bed with her

2.  hold hands and cuddle on the couch

3.  take walks down the gorge and sit by the water

4.  talk about everything, do research projects

5.  practice spiritual sexuality, pray for feeling better and work on creating better feelings

6. eat and drink some alcohol everyday

7. smoke and talk shite about our enemies

8.  do astronomy together

9. listen to music and dance and play

10.  rejoice and praise the Lord

11, talk about dirty sexual fantasies

12.  write to world leaders, tell them we are their friends

13.  get psychological help

14.  fuck like wild hogs

LOL

HAHAHA.

That is my plan generally.