Wednesday, 23 May 2018

jerked of for 10 minutes, didn't bust a nut but had two orgasms one of which was like 20 seconds long.

God is making my porno tape watching spectacular, I am like a sexologist porno critic.

I noticed the girl wasn't looking like that she was really really liking it, and I was like "eh, I'll help er out," I got this weird sensation that if I rubbed her clitoris with the head of my penis it would feel really good and got like 20-30 second orgasmic senation on the tip of my penis.

I mean with so many girls being lush, about to die sex slaves nowadays, you kind of gotta spend a little time with them and teach the abuot Sky Father.

Haha.

As Jim Baker recently commended, TRump didn't commit adultery with Stormy Daniels, "he was teaching her about the bible.""  AHA!  SURE SURE, We'll call making a porno movie "teaching them about the bible' > LAL!!

I think that was a bit left of me to say without pointing out I am sarcastic about being like Jim Baker and DOnald Trump, because the truth is, I am a master sexologist and only want to sleep with women who will report how great I was in bed.

I mean if a scandal is breaking over me, I want women coming out and talkig about how I made them have rare orgasms or treated them so friendly.

You know what I mean?  I am sick of the rank ingratitude of the "proverbial bitches."

It's like women nowadays have no soul, only care about money.  HAHA.

What are they, partial or complete slave girls?

I mean really seriously, I hate these Christian cult telling girls they don't have to be nice, I mean really what kind of person thinks God wants you to be an asshole?

You can be a complete and total utter bitch if you want, but you know, what we have to forgive you for that and give you unconditional love now the heretic bitch is saying?

You can't make people like that have an orgasm I am telling you those women don't have orgasms. They aren't as good at their jobs and they don't suceed very well in life overall. What are they witches and female dogs (wild or domesticated animals.)..  I have known women who knew how to be nice to a man but didn't want to stick with a man with disabilities.  It has been heartbreaking.

I did make a lot of little girls squirm, if by little girls you mean "The barely legal" community. I heard that was legal so I was like "I'm hitting that!" LOL

I was brainwashed to believe I was the follower of the Beast and that I woudl be tortured forever was like "what it is not illegal to have sex?" DOING THAT! 

"AmEN TO THAT" claims my Lord Jesus.

So I figured out how to not make a mess when mastubatin and have multiple orgasms, finally. I don't have to ejaculate and can come again again if I really wanted to, though usually once is enough, or twice. 

I am little worried that I don't have the method to ejaculate when i want, but a tried a ritual for shooting a bigger laod, which involved being watched by the Lord Queen of Earth and Heaven.  Having Mother Mary Watch me jerk off really I prayed for a big load and shot a small bucket.  HAHa.

So I can at least spray titties with Jizm.

I think it is a bit annoying that my ritual for ejeculation involves some powders, but heh, that is not criminally enforced in my area.

So I can do drugs and have sex with women, "sell my soul to the devil, blow up the world?" Jesus say s "YES."

In other words I am way wasting some Christians who try to murder me and my girls or kidnap us or fasely imprison us.

AKA "SELLING SOUL TO THE DEVIL, TALK TO JESUS, SAID "BLOW UP THE WORLD?" JESUS IS LIKE "YOU CAN DO THAT."

So yeah you can do drugs and get laid if you're like wasting corrupt peoeple and are a vigilante copper terror.

"Jesus says so" says Jesus, looking energized, and then perturbed and dissappointed that I dont' believe him.

Haha.

Super Cop gangsters get all the hot babes.  LOL  Hahaha.  "That's the truth," says the Archangel Gabriel. 

Right now it looks like we can save most of Europe and Canada, North America and some of South America, Africa and East and South East Asia, and perhaps a bit of India and the Middle East.

Some people are sane and realized sex is okay now, and we can have it, but the corrupt one is attacking us for whatever, you know that Muslim pig is like "only the Muslims can have sex, and they have to rape the infidels!"

Yes fornication it is not, and even back then, fornication already by the 4th century meant, sex with teenage girls and rape, not consensual sex between adults.

Now yes, older teenagers can have sex with adults. hahah

No don't try to have sex wiht Angels, and have their kids, the Archangel warned that the children of humans and angels are rapists and murderers generally.

Another night and day spend with the Archangel GAbriel, visited by Zeus and chilling with Yahweh and Jesus.  Haha. Hilarious.  My life is righteous.

"Respect other people!" claims the Archangel Gabriel.

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