Worship the Great Sky Dragon

Yes you must tell your kids of the Planetary Sky Dragons which live under the North and South Poles. 
HAHA 
They are God's special friends, the "wicked one and the bad one."  Teeheheh. 
They want you to be bad, but be good too, and not get caught. 
They appeared as smoke coming out of God's pipe at first, then God created them, and gave them soveriegnty over the Earth.  One is kind of good sometimes, but also bad a lot of the time, the other one is pure evil. 
The pure evil one rules the South, and life has run away from it, fleeing to the North.
The bad one lives over the North, and Life desires to live under it's guidance more than it does that of the wicked southern Dragon. 
Hhehehehe.
God also presides from his place in the North, far beyond the Earth but occassionaly one can see the outline of his Throne astride the Northern Sky, it is a very rare appearance of the outline of his throne that only a few people are usually allowed to look at, which lasts only for a few seconds.
Every few years.
Lol
God is good, but he created human beings underneath the brother dragons, and human affairs are often dictated by the whims of the dragons.
Life is a test to see which human will be good and resist the dragons, peacefully and compassionately, and with God's secretive force.