I was talking to Jesus in the bath, as I have been lately. He appeared to me.
So I said "well Jesus, did you ever fuck your mom?"
Jesus laughed, and was like "did you ever fuck yours?"
I said, "Did she watch you masterbate, did it make you blow a big load?"
Jesus said "oh yeah."
Then we talked about killing millions of people.
It made me laugh so hard hard as I did in weeks.
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