Saturday, 26 January 2019

I'm a Satanist but I think it's highly likely God is my friend.

I seem to be God's friend, God is my best friend.

When I first heard Islam, God is a serial killing pedophile who wants to pimp you out big time if you fuck and kill for him... I was so impressed I joined right away.  Hahaha.  Just kidding.

Well, that sorta happened. 

I was like "Oh my God, Satanic Pedophile Terrorists, I have to help them out and kill the infidels." 

Hahaha that's human nature.  Later on I learned they killed fuckers and threw them in hell, I was sick with woe.

I became a Christian again, not punishing anybody, except, kinda killing everyone a bit.

Then I stopped being a kinda kill everyone Christian.

Whoops, those were bad phases.

Oopsies, I could need mental health treatment.  Too bad the human mental treatment is poisonous.

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