In my Kingdom you will actually be gauranteed to go to Heaven if you join the King's SACRED CULTS!

You will be a trained gangster, if you want to be, if you pass the tests.

Hehe.  You will be able to have sex, if you want to, if you pass the test.

You will be able to take party stuff if you pass the test.

HEHEHE.  My Kingdom will be a lot more fun eventually ,once everyone stops trying to kill it and learns their lesson.  We'll make sure they learn it for all time, IF YOU ACCEPT MY BRAINWASHING AND SOCIAL PRESSURES . HAAH.

RE-EDUCATION AND POSITIVE PEER PRESSURE FOR CANADIANS AND BRITONs.

HEHEHE.

MAKE SURE THE INNONCENT CAN GO TO HEAVEN WHEN THEY ARE OLD, WITHOUT BEING PERSECUTED.

HEHHEHE.

BLOW UP THE NUCKING FUTS WHO TRIES TO KILL MY KINGDOM YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?  SHOOT HIM.