You killed God's son and Ignored Him Basically. So God sent his 'Special Friend' to come and beat you into bed for years on end.

Yes I know it's weird, that God has sent his weird, little special friend, the apparently weak, old before his time, much discouraged one, to come and encourage you to the right path.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vzvCRCU82g

I am with Darth Sidious in my soul, the special friend of the force.  Hahhaha.