Tuesday, 29 January 2019

Jesus says, 'Have sex children or you will be crucified' .? LMAO

Sure Jesus says exactly that.  He says you have to get crucified, and then tells you the devil and the whore are taking over the world and drinking the blood of the saints.

He tells you God is Love, your Father, loves you so much.

You just have to get crucified now if you want to go to heaven.

Wait, Jesus isn't saying to have sex, he is just saying the punishment for you for not having sex with the devil and the whore is that you will be crucified and your blood will be drunk.

Wow awesome, maybe Jesus kind of does tell kids to do whatever the devil wants.

In his own weird, Religious Figure of the Culture kind of way.

'Do what the Devil wants, kids, or you'll wind up like me the disciples, crucified, ascended to heaven.'

Lol.

Jesus is pretty Ghetto in some way.

I guess it depends how your parents and priests shape your experience of Christianity, how your Brothers and Sisters treat you, it creates a system of fairly fixed ideas and thoughts that become your conduct.

Lol do you what the devil says so you don't get crucified, or do you get crucified so you can go to heaven already?

Do you kind of reason that since God is your Father and Loving you are not going to hell, but rather will go to heaven, and then decide not to get crucified and do what the devil wants?

If so you are a drug using fornicator by now.

Lol maybe a genocidal madman to boot!

Maybe you even rape kids and kill snitches.

Wow.  Doing what the devil wants to save your skin eh?

So no that's not what Jesus says, but he does say 'You have to expose the corrupt government agents and church agents and get shot at and imprisoned and maybe killed.'


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