I Threw my parents off a bridge

They taught me that I was going to get life in prison, that the government was evil, and that I couldn't talk to anyone about politics or religion.

After I took over the gang in the Annex, and made millions of dollars, I threw my parents off a bridge, making it look like a double suicide, and then I replaced my dad with a slave.

I also killed my brother and replaced him with a slave. 

Lmao.