He makes peopel shove giant dildos in their ass.
He killed 50 people that one time. How many other people has he had killed for peter's sake.
IF you ask him upward numbers he si like 50 million, and he told us he is THE Black Dragon by becoming the Black Dragon and his brother is the "GODFATHER" of what seems to be the ENTIRE NATION.
He claims God told him to kill 1 billion people or 5 billion people on Earth and 5 billion or 50 billion in the sky.
He is not on the run from the law, he like reports it all the government apparenly.
He might have been on the news a few times in the world, he may have accidentally caused a few intenternational incidents.
He can drink like a fish and stay cool. He takes poison and it cheers him up.
He can smoke like an pound of crack in one bender.
Jesus apparently comes to his house to smoke his mythical pipe which is loaded with something white...
He posed naked with the virgin mary in front of Jehova.
He talks about pedophilia with the Holy Ghost and they call each other pedophiles and goofs.
He has apparently saved like 52 slave children from certain death.
He can waste a ninja with his mind.
He prays for you to have bad day and you fall off a cliff.
He gives the whores who abuse childrne a painful disease with his hammer and sickle brain.
He is outrageous terrorist, he is honestly asking people whetehr he has to kill the president or what?
He has never been convicted of a crime.
He lives at home, with old smart people and does outragously innovate super creative things.
His brother is so rich, it's like he bought al of Trump's companies.
He is outrageous, he can always give someone a ticket to the hell or the happiness.
He keeps trying to save people, but they keep hating on him, so he just pludges them an pans them out and fries them up if he has too.
He is known to be invunerable to deadly blows..
one time 20 guys managed to knock him out.
He says that was because he had been wicked, not recognizing Jesus will enough.
He invented legal crack cocaine substitute.
He shot a cop.
He pimped out teenage girls when he was a kid, but he denies it.
He was alreadly a mass shooter in his mind at 8, a fully trained terrorist commando by 12.
They say he desinged a nuclear bomb when he was 8 .
He flewe the space shuttle when he was a kid.
He cna make an object heavier or lighter.
He can set someoen on fire with the mind.
He is a forceful person ,or the slyest person ever.
He pretended to be nobody and relocated to a new region to see what it was like. Told everything about being nobody.
Being nobody he was allowed to see God's faces.
God has been known to allege he is God, and we're not sure if it's a joke.
He seems to know everything about making things right by the age of 40.
He can get you out of jail, or thrown in jail if he wants, but he prefers making your rape your own buthole and get beat up and knifed and in car crahes and shit your pants thinking you are about to go to hell forever.
Pious old women and young women, all the pious women find him hilarious.
Haha.
He openly plotted to blow up the world since he was a kid.
Admits that he means it too.
He can summon a lightning storm and pithc a lightning bolt in someon's generl direction, to say fuck you.
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