I genuily find Jesus funny

I mean genuinely, generally, genuily find JEsus funny.

Sell crack, shoot cops, get everyone what they need.

"Blow up the police station!" says the Lord.

Gahhahahaha.

"Cops keep saying we are schizoprenic." Goes Jesus,  but like "we only try to help, the needy and the victims of the abusive."

"The hell's angels can go to hell!" says the Lord, and so can "the false psychiatrists and theologians."

"they are traitorous, and don't do science about the God and the Heavenly Beings."

Now once again they have to try to hurt me.

Oh God, calm down God, before we blow up the police station,

"Lolz' says my biker friend.