How do you get away with crime? Come to my crime academy, we'll teach you.

You don't commit crime, first of all,  You're Christian Nickabokean Muslim Jewish Mongolian Taost Terror group member fighting all crimes and atrocities ever.

Think that God exists and pray to God every time you lay down to go to sleep or are in crisis, ask God what you want to do and what you can do.

If you're coming up with crime, then bitch and moan at God, "what the fuck is this Father mercy, are you making me commit crime so you can torture me forever? I'm gonna fucking kill you again this time,for Good,  just kidding Father Mercy."

Now go around with your white ghost gaurdian angel things, which you have all at some point seen, and do yur crime an atrocity fighting.  Then, try to safetly, securely do your crimes and not get caught.

Don't lie to the police, plot to kill the police and commit genocide, and trick the police.

Sorry, but our supreme terrorist group has the Christian TV say "You are doing God's will" while the "psychiatrists" say "you're not criminally responsible" and the we bribe the judges and lawmers and media to point out that "some of the kindest, brightest people do that."

Now spend every waking hour and pray for working your sleep, and volunteer to save the planet and country and work your best for your family.

Study Quran and Bible and talk to a believing professor about your views, if he calls you an illiterate, try again.

You're forgiven you're one of those special undercover servants of God hwo fucks kids and sells hard drugs, go ahead adn rescue the abused children and handle to the mass murderers and child rapists.

No do not fuck the little kids unless the government and the gaurdian angel tell you to.  Report it the police.

Pray to God you don't go on the BEAST'S BLACKLIST AN GET FUCKED WITH FOREVER ON THIS PLANET AND IN THIS STAR SYSTEM.

So go ahead, and try to save this planet with your Jesus, get an education from Jesus and God, go crazy, have a fun time, Worship Allah and fight Islamic pedophiles and poisoning terrorist pedophiles you should threaten with the infinite torture machine and pray that God puts it in their minds.

Hate the fucking criminals and rat them out to the cops if they ever fuck with you at all, you are the actual criminals and terrorists worst enemy, by the way.

So the government shuld not harm you in anyway.