My Mom and I were the Original Al Qaeda, My Dad is like the eternal James Bond.

I was Al Qaeda back before you ever heard of Osama Bin Laden.

In Jannah, in Paradise, we were having our own group called al Qaeda.

We were the undercover pedophile op, the serious fucking sincere terrorist group.

We rescued kidnapped kids, sometimes killed them to save them from a painful life. (according to official reports).

According official reports, we were often ordered by God to have sex with children.

Once we blew things up and then they hired our archechtural firm to rebuild the buildings, after we called in the Angel spacefleet to intimidate the government.

We just had to be in witness protection even in Jannah.

Something had to be done, some places had to get destroyed.  We had to 'enslave and kill kids.'

God wouldn't save them from us, because we might have been his 'special demonic children.'

We really distributed the child porno and shot the creeps.  The cops, the government agents, the businessmen, et cetera.

That was our official line, we were always vanishing and reappearing.  conspiracy theories said we were a governmetn scam and we were just selling computer graphic imaging child porno to teach people about saving their children in case anyone was kidnapped.


One prince of the universe for a week once said quietly that we were the method of eliminating creeps, certified by God himself, in the good meaning of that word, he said.

There was 'the Universal Boss' officially boss of all gangs, he was a hero, he was a brave warrior princess prince.

He would come to Earth many times, first as King Arthur, later as someone else, so the legend goes.

Well, I have been 'doing ritual human sacrifice with God' and I have completed my Al Qaeda missions, so I am retiring to be an Al Qaeda Operative from the Boake Kelly Al Qaeda, or as you could linguistically write it, the Al Kaeday Boku Kelleigh...

Coincidentally one of our fathers and husbands the eternal James has always been a bit of a fucking killer for the Crown.  He was a spy for God, and he was my Mom's confidante at Al Qaeda.