Defeated a Canadian Army Sensei in a Sparring Match

I challenged the army to a fight.

I told them "Yeah I'm not insane" "This schizophrenia thing is really God and the Angels."

In any case "being a schizophrenic can be good for you." I said.

So the Sensei said he could beat me in 80% of the fights or more.

I crushed his ass.

Looking forward to more friendly matches with Canadian soldiers.

We had a hug and I am going to explain how "Harmonious schizophrenia" has warned me before all my recent battles and how I have been unharmed in 15 mortal combats.

I explained that "The Angels appear to me in visions and I train with them." And that I had "defeated 100 armed men with me bare hands in a dream."

Lol looks like my ghetto Martial Arts might be superior the Army technique.