Yeah blow up the white house, here's the terrorist.
He's really learned, he's been around the block, he's seen it all.
He knows most subjects, he is wise in all of them.
A test score, AB work score.
He likes to slack off, party, hang out with girls.
He drinks wine like Jesus and thinks he hangs out with Jesus and his Mom.
He created jam into peanut butter, and water into vodka like super water.
He blessed his wine asking if there was transubstantiation as the catholics asked, would the wine turn into blood, and he asked if he would shit blood if it did, and he drank his blessed bottle of wine which tasted very special after the blessing, and then when he woke up the in the morning he was shitting red shits.
He healed the blind and lame, was able to cause enemies seizures and appear to them to split into 10 poeple and be protected by terrifying lights, he saw Angels strike down his enemies, he was blessed with the knockout punch, he was making bombs not go off and guns not work.
He cast lightning bolts, caused Earthquakes, droughts, famines, flood, snowstorms, hurricanes, tornados, whildwinds, lgihtning storms, electrical storms, diabetes, strokes , heart attacks , overdoses, suicide, car crashes, job firings, spousal split ups, family break ups, child assassination even, by his prayer.
He killed the mass murderer and child rapist who tortured people's kid and parent.
With his prayer, he claimed "GOD DID IT THE REAL WITCHES HAVE TO GO TO HELL."
Angels appeared in the sky whenever he asked them to, he predicted rain and thunder, snow nad hail, strong winds, floods, tornados. He could beat any man in the world in a fight, who wanted to fight him because he was innocent. He lost a fight, he claimed, because he fucked a girl who needed to be sheltered nad not fuked, and that human society was blind because it was making boys do this, and they had to go to hell.
He was Jesus's brother. He smoked weed and drank and did powders and smoked rocks with Jesus.
He and Jesus and Jehova shared a woman together, one of their daughters and sisters, she called herself Mary. They insisted it was not perverse, but holy that they made love to their mother, wife,and sister.
They tried to kill him 10000 times and his family 200 times before he was 60.
When he was an old man they tried to kill him 500000 times.
He fed and clothed hundreds of millions of poor people around the world.
He was Nicholas Boake.
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