How do I Get the Power to make people feel good and beat professional assassins and be unharmed every time?

I can't tell Earth.


I can talk the Voice of Earht, the Mother God.

I can talk to Earth's star, The Sun of Jupiter and Saturn.

My Zeus is telling me that the Earth's Water came from The Starcore Jupiter. 

We are chatting.

I tell God to go to hell all the time, and we partied and I fucked his Girl.

I never wanted to be a pedophile For God and Kill kids.

I beat God up emotionally all my life and told he was a whore and motherfucker.

I told him he was insane.

I plotted to catch him in an ambush, and ambushed vice president Dick Cheney with a Tromp and Got away with it.

I fucked George Bush in the Ass and made him give away a lot of money.  I had some Jew with a mass cock ream the President in the Ass and made it hurt after.  I had explained to him that the rich were going to hell, an then demonsrated I was a God by crushing the CIA by being an outspoken terrorist who slammed the government and bomb threated it all the time and crushed pro american thugs forever.

I figured Americans were hypocrites who might trade their mortal soul for money in exchange for going to hellfire in their head, and then just deny they did that.

I thought Americans were "selling their soul to the devil" and "fornicating and selling addictive toxins."

I thought the USA was suffering from plague of criminally insane non believers and us leader's were not capable of fighting but were denying the capable people from managing the crisis out of Greed.

I had like Jesus a fair bit as a kid, though i rejected his non violence.  I thought that I should beat down and terror threat people for being criminally insane terrorists, and throw them in hospital and communities for the sick.  Like a town or village for like minded criminally insane people would be acceptable if it had enough guards who were like parents.