Blessed are those who give all their money to drug dealers, for theirs is the Kingdom of God.

You'll find God by spending all your money on drugs!

Buy all your drugs from religious murdering pimps, and pretty soon, you'll be in the company of the Great Gods themselves. 

Lmao, then you can genocide threat world leaders for the Gods, and blow up the cafe and kill cops!

"That's what God wills!"  says the Alien God. 

LOL LOL LOL