I'm especially retarded. I like the cops and Donald Trump.

Yes I sternly approve of our rapist overlords.

Reporting crime!?  You deserve to go to jail.

Oh my God, reporting child abuse!  You deserve to die.

Yay Rapist Murderer Bosses!

Just what we needed in time for the election.

How about not having rapists and murderers as the bosses?

I'll prove we're not rapists and murderers and run for the offices with my righteous party.

We'll get 10% of the vote.

Hahahaha.  Then we'll be like, 'see 90% of you want rapists and murderers as your bosses.'

Then we'll laugh really hard after saying that. 

Party leaders will be caught smoking marijuana and drinking.

There will be strippers.

There will be philosophy students.

There will be philosophy students who are strippers.

There will be lazer tag and paintball.

We will eliminate creepiness and corruption from our midst.

We will acquire weapons of mass destruction and dominate the world.  (Just kidding)

Party members will be able to make real friends with other party members eventually.

We will later on try to get more people into being ruled by non rapists, non murderers.