As an Authentic former serial killing pedophile I can only say...

What the fuck, I did it the right way. I got pimped, they murdered young children, I talked to the trusted people I knew. I literally got pimped by a teenage girl. Muslim girls are pimping the infidels. Muslims are literally plotting to kill us if we don't worship Allah. Muslims are at war with the Mumins, a terrible war. See the Quran basically says Muslims can go to jail, while believers are forgiven. The Muslims don't want to believe in God because they have constructed a terrible God. Then they become pimps and murderers because of their awful terrible evil Arab cult. The authentic serial killing pedophiles club eh, of slave trafficking rapist mass murdering genocidal maniacs? Isn't that illegal? The Muslims will suffer for their war against the Mumins, for denying the Hadith of Allah and the Hadith and Sunnah of the Quran. HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck, this is my commensurate thought. They changed the Quran and ratted Mohammad as terrible person.