Look on the bright side, at least Jesus or Satan's JEsus hasn't ordered me directly to kill everyone who ever took the bus or stopped drinking and doing drugs.

LOL ONLY NOW, HE WILL!  YES!  BROUGHT TO YOU BETTER SATANICALLY BY JESUSM THE ORIGINAL JESuS CHRIST BROTHER CHILD WHO ORDERED YOU TO BE AH , THE WORST RIGHTEOUS CRIMINAL EVER.  TOLD THE COPS EVERYHTING AND TOOK OVER THE UNIVERSE. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

HAha.