now I'm a writer and gossip columnist eh? It's cool. I have to do it, I'm obsessed.

I am mentally ill, I have some mental illness.

God forgives me sins boy I'll tell you!  I'm known to Satan Lord Jesus Christ.

I spend a year or two being closely monitored by Satan - or Jesus, as the pastor said he Was.

Hmm well that is weird.

Interesting.

I guess Jesus is Satan he tortured you into being a better slave.

Good for you.  That is nice.  Hell is kind.

(first truth, then sarcasm, see if you can tell where the sarcams begins, hint it begins at I guess Jesus is Satan)