"Throw all the children in hell" and I was filled with light and warmth

I was finally probing the depths of devilish conduct in my heart, deciding that "throwing all the children in hell" was probaably on the agenda.  i was fillled with light and warmth, as I contemplated how this could be seen as "Good.".

Then I feared the teleportation machine that teleports you into the infinite pain complex, and I told God, "i wanna go there!" . "Throw all the children in hell God, sure sure, " I said, and lay on my face.

So my insanely tightly controlled government and gangster system is necessary you see, so that children aren't teleported into the infinite pain matrix.