Hell is better than heaven? Popular folklore, it is the God's own truth?

No sex, no partying.
Sounds hella awful.
That is what they call heaven.
Just sitting at home for 10000 years eating candy and playing the harp?
LOL
I was inquiring after God, how all the hot babes seemed to be going to hell, and he told me "Go to hell Nick, it's better."
This was after my smoking hot baby friend E. was telling me "Hell's going to be cool Nick."
LOL
Apparently I need to go to hell, because it is "better.".
I was thinking of the pick up line "hey baby do you want to go to hell with me?" LOL
I mean really is hell better than heaven?
"That's where all the cool people are going!" claims the ancient theologian.
LOL  Heaven, Hell, Where do they have the open bar and the hot strippers in the afterlife?
LOL
Take me there!
Amen.