Yeah my parents were good, they were child molesters, serial killers.
Not like all you bad people, all you baby raping, baby killing terrorists.
Don't get me wrong, my parents killed babies, but they weren't terrorists.
They were noble warriors of peace and love.
:D :D :D :D
Yes, they were good people.
I grew up in their tradition, but I didn't want to be a child molester so much as 'one of the greatest serial killers of all time.' I think I had found the true meaning of the faith.
I had a thing for not raping the kids.
To be honest it put a wedge between my parents and I, they really wanted me to be a child rapist and ordinary serial killer, not one of these guys who murders 500-1000 people.
Yet there I was, a True Chrisitan, serving the altar and befriending the priests. Belting out those hymns, keeping my guns oiled, practicing my judo and tai chi and karate.
I just had to be one of the greatest serial killers ever, and only rape, 'infidel kids' that is, non British Christian kids. I wouldn't rape Irish kids or Italian or French kids, but certain the Persian or Paki kids could get raped. Amen.
I compromised, my family and I drew close.
My brother was pleased with my decision to become the greatest mass murderer and serial killer of all time. He seemed it didn't seem fair for me to have to be a child molester too, so I knew, I was right, if you are going to be the greatest serial killing mass murderer of all time, don't get caught raping kids as well if you wanna represent Christianity properly.
Yes it was a bit to excessive to officially kill 10 000 people and rape 5000 kids, that would be a bit too much for the tribe to bear.
So I settled on killing just a few hundred people, and banging a fair number of teenage sluts, instead of being a child rapist.
Allelluia I had struck gold, I had found something so special to do. I felt so special, being God's little serial killing teen banging slut-whore-man. Of course I did it all, to 'look after the ladies'. Mind you when I had been growing up I had started calling women ladies as soon as I hit puberty.
I figured I was killing monsters, and that I was protecting teenage sluts by becoming their friend, sleeping with them if they wanted to sleep with me, and staying in touch with them and looking after them until they grew up and could go it on their own.
Serial killing just seemed natural, snitches were the devil, the cops were devils and telling them anything about victims was just wrong.
HAHAHAAHA
You molested children, to make them feel better. Do onto others as you would have them do onto you. Yeah it makes sense, let them have sex, get em having sexual romance, that's a lot more fun than playing with lego. Hahaha.
So then you start bombing people, telling them that they need to be nicer to the children. You take a whole class of kids slaves, make them have sex. Teehehehehhe.
They get pimped out for a while, around 10-13 years old... everyone gets pimped out at that age.
Then it's time for the games to begin, and the beatings and serial killers start up.
Snitches wonder why, snitches want to die!
The torture begins, all the evil people join the cops, the army, and the political parties. They start their torturing, serial killing raping fiesta, and it's all good, cause they are going to turn away from sin and repent.
Yes as Saint Paul said, 'It was good that I was the worst of criminals, for I turned away from sin and repented.'
So the corruption of society is complete, and now we got the worst of criminals and the beyond the worst of criminals in charge.
The horror, half the women are pimped, slaves basically, they are being forced fed the dick, and their kids are slaves too, being abused by their pimper husbands.
The child molesting serial killers are punishing the snitches, torturing them, humiliating them. The cops are actively helping the criminals.
So it is, that I became a monster, one of the worst serial killers ever, who would kill over 500 people.
Alleluia, the Lord is risen, the Lord is risen indeed.
I would make my parents proud, garauntee them a good place in the afterlife!
(LMAO ROFLMAO)
So we raped the kids, killled the Jews, made sure the cops were evil, and pimped babies. All the snitches were tortured, and many of them were killed. Tortured for years on end.
Amen, we did it for Jesus Christ, the Only God of the World. You need only put faith in him, accept him as your personal savior, and you are saved. But wanted to rich, my parents to be rich, in heaven, so I became the greatest serial killer ever.
I was the best of Christians, already forecast to be a great saint.
Alleluia.
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