Being on a huge serial killing adventure, banging young girls, taking young men as gay friends.
Oh quietly being the boss while all these robberies and pimpings and drug traffickings go down.
Simply sitting at home with your slaves, getting a little excercize, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and weed, getting drinks sometimes.
Eating steak and sushi, pasta and roasts, stews and lots of toast.
You got a bomb for the police station, a bomb for the high school.
In fact I'm not a criminal at all, I ain't go no record, it was just a known fact I wouldn't have a record.
Officially get out of jail for free, the elite serial killer is in town.
Extend your love to me, and properly worship my Lord Jesus ,and you will get out of jail for free too.
Indeed, government agents felt obliged to say I was the nicest man.
People are spreading my legend far and wide, 'the Black Dragon!" 'the silver dragon!' 'the boss.'
Indeed my legend spread as far as Australia and New Zealand, Kids is Australia started a facebook page asking to find me, the only Nicholas Boake around. I told them I was in Victoria, and then my new adventures started. As soon as I told them where I was, they took down the facebook page asking to find me.
Then I heard from my friend who had gone to Australia. And I embarked on new adventures.
Had to care for another teenager, talk to her about God, she of course made me sleep with her.
She wanted to have my baby little bit you know. But I made sure she don't get pregnant.
I go and fight the devils, the cops and the pedophile rings, the murdering pedophiles, the terrorists, the spies, torturers.
Sorry but another 50 people is dead. All their side. They couldn't get me at all.
They died, on their way to get me, the Angels killed them then. I would see them coming to get me, and I would chase them off, and then a beautiful creature would appear, and I would ask God if that was an Angel, and he would say 'WE won't let you down Nick,' 'We're going to kill them.' .
So with God and the Angels I killed many many monsters, demons or wannabee demons.
That makes me the best of people, but I tell you, might as well point out I am the devil incarnate, like I totally crush you and drive you to commit suicide after taking everything from you when you even start to mention my family or touch it.
Starting with my family has been the ruin of many men.
Has been the death of some. Like when I tried to warn the city that they were planning to kill tons of kids, blow up the school, blame it on al Qaeda (the insane biker people and satanists)... The Satanist cultist told me that Baal was going to destroy us, (this was when I was warning people of it on the street) and I was stalked by several men. That is when the Angel appeared, and told me they would die, I even knew they were following me so I prayed to catch them going to their own home. As it turns out I got off at the stop of the guy... well, I never heard problems from them again.
Another time I was warning the people, that the people on TV, the Christians and Muslims you hear on the radio, they are hypocrites, munafiqun, not real Believers. Some men plotted to kill me, and I dodged the person sent to pursue me. Then the Angel appeared, and I recognized him as an Angel before he spoke, and he said 'I won't let you down Nick.' ...
How do you recognize an Angel, it is subtle, it's like recognizing a Frenchman, or a German. Sometimes some people just can recognize French or German people.
So I walked by a man digging a grave in the woods, and said ' did we just bury half of Al Qaeda?" He said 'yeah' I said 'Do you think we should get a million bucks for it?" He said 'That'd be nice!" .
So I laughed and saw some more government agents go by, they told me to call the governor.
So I wrote the governor a scathing letter. I said it's a pity we can't catch these guys ourselves but have to rely on me and God and the Angels to take them out. Hahah.
I told her about more awful crimes going on, and informed the police about it.
Finally they stopped taking me to the mental institute and drugging me and declaring me insane. They just said I might be insane and increased the dosage of my medication.
Well, more drugs. At least the drugs kind of make me feel a bit better, it's rather like having a little cocaine and morphine everyday.
So the government is giving me 2200 dollars a month worth of some kind of cocaine and morphine like mental stability drug? Apparently. Perhaps it is a reward.
Okay, so let's say the government is just rewarding me by saying I am psychotic, aka schizophrenic and I need cocaine and morphine and anti psychotics.
Hahaha.
That's pretty funny.
Well I continued to ask God to sort out the evil people around me, to make this neighborhood better.
I felt withdrawn, I could no longer go around being such a hero anymore, except on occassional days.
I had been retired from the service, by the government. They took me out of the crusades apparently.
I was just being a little fucking effective at finding out government corruption and church corruption, and fighting back against the beast.
We don't want that to run for office, right government? The anti corruption beat the devils party?
No these leaders are like NAZIS' they wanna kill the sand people, the snitches, the rats.
HAHAHAHAHa.
I dunno, I am just too paranoid, those corrupt cops sure tried to fuck with me, my doctor implied I was insane for reporting the members of a gang who sold drugs and possibly pimped kids and who robbed people maybe too.
Well maybe I was insane a bit, but not because I was doing that!
However my doctor told me to stop talking to the police and the governor.
Hahaha. The devil, doesn't want to let the authorities fight corruption.
You can see where my adventures may eventually involve putting corrupt people in the concentration camps.
I am working on the adventures for the rest of my life. Planning to do more adventuring and intellectual leadership work.
So it's not so bad, being the worst of criminals, at least some people say I am the nicest man.
HAHAHAHAHA.
BC IS MAD, It'S ALWAYS THE PERFECT PLACE TO BE THE SMART NICE CHRISTIAN PSYCHO KILLER.
HAHAHa
Hey don't forget to tie your shoes and have a coffee in the morning. Ahhhh.
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