I love those African Vampires, they are my 'misguided friends'.

Old Professor tells me, 'maybe you can go straiten those guys out Nick.' 

Oh those misguided friends of ours, raping a young child, killing it, and drinking it's blood. 

That's a bit excessive. 

We should go talk to them.. 'Hey why do you kill young children and drink their blood?  What's up with that?  IS it fun? " 

Yeah, let's go chill with those African pedophile vampire cannibal cults! 

Oh the JOY of being a Christian missionary. 

Oh you're a vampire pedophile, cannibal cult!  You gotta do that, to punish the infidels for their sins!   Wow.  That's so sweet of you to actually do that sometimes.

I know you mean well, I know in your heart, there is a good intent.

But do you really think the Gods want you to do that to the infidels and their kids?

Why don't you ask all your old men, and all your young children, and then ask all the old women. 

Let's see whether people really think the God(s) want them to murder young children, drink their blood, eat people's flesh too.  Rape kids?  Are you raping their kids to punish them for their crimes?  God man, you're as bad as the Victoria Police Department. 

HAHAHAHA.

We can have a laugh with them - We call those people who do that kind of stuff the police man, and we refer to them as the devils. 

Hahahaha.


Yeah so go straiten out the african vampire cults.  Get em to stop raping and murdering kids so much.

Yeah they are our friends.  Maybe I need to go live in that African Vampire cult and be a scholar of the tribe's legends and do some miracle science to prove what the Gods really want us to do. 

A Christian Anthropologist, converting to African pedophile vampire cannibal religion.  They are so innocent, look their priests told them to do it!

Well damn, things are pretty authoritarian. 

If your government and priests tell you to go kill kids, I mean, you might be forced to go kill kids.

Seriously.

So these African Vampire Cannibal cults are fighting a holy war, a war to punish the infidels.  They infidels be pure evil!  Cry the African Vampire cultists!

The GODS Told them to drink the blood of evil people's children. 

Claimed their secret government number 1 or 2. 

So they were forced to commit an atrocity by the elite.

Damn.  Terrible.

I am sure not all of the people from those reliigous groups joined 'the crusade' to kill the infidels children and drink their blood. 

So you see, they are our friends, just misguided?